"Seriously."

Seriously. This game sucks so badly, I felt like puking after playing it. It was a rotten pile of crap, and now, I feel that I should throw it in the fire place, take it out, tape it, smear it with butter, and feed it to a cow. And even they will spit it out. I gave it a two out of ten, just because it had one almost good level. I partly enjoyed the V-Cube level, but whatever.

Gameplay:0/10

Funny, really. Who on Earth knew they had to press the R button 10 times a minute, just to learn how to jump? And they do not even help, really. Cosmo and Wanda just sit there and make stupid jokes, like ''I believe in ghost, ghouls, and beasts. But not Giraffes. The are to weird.'' Yet again, seriously. The levels are simple, short, badly designed, and look like multi-colored turds. Whatever.

Graphics: poop on a flaming stick/10

These horrible graphics will mold a horrific bomb in your brain, and if you stop playing you may suffer horrific IQ loss. Let me just put it in simpler words: A deformed 1 year old baby could animate better then this. The expressions on peoples faces look like poo, twisting freely in the air. The eyebrows are always the same: Above their heads floating. *sigh* Whatever.

SOUND: 2/10

Bleep and splat sure are some great noises. You will hate the noise so badly, you will mute your damn TV, just to not hear it. I do not even want to get into this.

CHARACTER DESIGN: 0/10

*laughs* What went wrong? Oh, say, everything. In the mall level, the people jump when you pass, just because your a dog. They call you filthy and stinky, two dumb words three year old word kids use, not adults shopping.

OVERALL: 2/10

Wow. Wow. Wow. This game......... Wow. It stinks so horribly, you will want feed it to a cow. It's useless, boring, repetitive, causes IQ loss, and, if you use a Wave Bird, a waste of batteries. It'll suck them dry, even though it doesn't last that long... But the game's main reason is to waste time or batteries, or both.

So, if you actually still want to play this game(hopefully not), please do not buy. Nickelodeon should learn that making toddler games for big boy systems should not be done. I mean, let us think, if every one in the world plays this game, our IQ will be 0 in total. Uh, whatever.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 04/17/04